Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Laser domains yahoo drug rehab in Canada

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Don't read this post.
Looking for a webhoster? Me too.
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I hear that this are good ways to make cash on the internet.
Macomb Township, for example is not a cool site to make cash with
Laser Surgery Dental removal.
Pizza local foot doctors
THis is a test. Click on some of that for me, would you/

BHFFL Draft Analysis and no 100" boobs

BHFFL Draft Analysis
I was going to do a draft analysis, but the draft hasn’t been entered into the site yet.
So I will do analysis of the Super Bowel Movement XL.
RB – Thomas “Tom” Jones will lose his job to Cedric “the Entertainer” Benson. Otherwise I did good as long as nobody gets hurt right away.
WR – T.O. and J.H. and some others – Seemed good.
QB – I don’t remember who I drafted.
K – A good kicker
D – J-E-T-S… Jets! Jets! Jets!

Wanna make this your home page? You should. I’ll let you.
Shop at
Click on the google links. And/Or Search from my Google Search Box. I will make like 1/10th of a cent each time you do. If you have nothing better to do, just search for crap from that there box up there and click on the first couple of links. Then search some more. If I end up making enough for a round of drinks one day, drinks will be on me. I searched my site and this seems to be the best deal on the page right now.

Anybody looking for a good digital camera? I’ll sell you a nice one
Sony DSC-H1 -- It's a beauty
$405… It’s sitting on my dresser right now, never opened it up, I’m gonna ebay it.

Anybody know where I can purchase Diet Rockstar Energy Drink by the case?I’ve compared Sugar-Free Red Bull, Regular Red Bull, Diet Rockstar and Monster and Diet Rockstar wins. I’m glad this stuff wasn’t around while I was in college, I would have been drinking it it all day long and then I would have tossed some vodka in it at night.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

The Morning of the Big Day (for some of us)

Once upon a time, in a land far far away. There was a bunch of friends that got together in a hot, smelly, un-clean, house in Ferndale for the first of many fantasy football drafts. There was a babe or 2 hanging around to help and a crazy old dog. Thanks to the dog, we came up with a name for the league. There was a dog toy under the coffee table (with assorted bottle caps, tv guides, and chunks of food), it was a Hippo, and I think it must have been sorta blue, but I don't recall that part. So I drafted Barry Sanders and he decided to be only slightly above average. I didn't win the trophy that year. Some odd # of years later, we're doing it again. Some of us can't make it, some of us can. I wish we all could, but ... One year, we all lost a friend because we took this too seriously. Not that we kiled him, but we wouldn't compromise at a time when compromise was a very difficult thing to accomplish. So he wrote an email and the rest is history. Let's not do this again.
Some things to cosider...
Can't we all just get along?
Life is like a box of chocolates.
SuperBowelMovement XL will win again!

Friday, August 26, 2005

DoomsDay -1

Itttttttttttt's Friday....
1 day until 3 stright days of Fantasy Football Drafts...
Starting with the Original BHFFL draft.
Here's my prediction....
BoBo D Davis
LukeSkyWalker C Dillon
Reagan C Portis
Dirty T O
XL K Jones
Elsey Tater Bell
Skywalker The Barber
BoBo T Holt
BoBo D McNabb
SkyWalker R Johnson
PokerDawgs Julie Jones
Loonies I likePizza Steven Jackson
Trundel Bed Jailhouse Lewis
Elsey Lamont Sanford Jordan
THONG Curtis Marvin Martin
XL Chad's Johnson
Dirty Bret I'm not washed up Favre
Regan Javon Musk Walker

Thursday, August 25, 2005



Tuesday, August 23, 2005


I'm Keeping
Kevin Jones, RB - Detroit Lions
Donovan McNabb, QB - Philadelphia Eagles
Torry Holt, WR - St. Loius Rams

*Subject to change at any time

Monday, August 22, 2005

Special Edition Batman Pre-sale Delux Edition

Batman Begins
COOOOOL EXCELLENT SUPER MOVIE - MUST BUY DELUX EDITION Suggested retail $31 now pre-order for $16!!!!

Things I purchased today or over the weekend...

Hi I like to shop at One day, I hope to shop at other stores, but as of now, why bother? Amazon has everything I need.

Canon S2 12xOptical Zoom Camera 5.0 effective MegaPixles - Cool Camera 12x Optical Zoom is Groovy, I can take pictures of the neighbors in their hottub now or get closeups of the kids playing soccer.

Cowan iAudio x5 20 GB MP3 player - I would like to see and play with this, but it's not been shipped yet, but it has recieved wonderful reviews from users and cnet

XXL Condoms Durex - For that not cutting off your circulation fit...

$12 Rebate off of whatever you spend on Pfizer products (not the little blue pill) Things like listerine and Rolaids

If I shop during lunch today, I will fill you in.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Cool Amazon things of the day

Jabra BlueTooth Headset that I need to buy for my Phone

Might be more, but Six Feet Under is about to end...

Thursday, August 18, 2005

I'm not Steve Martin, but I've found my special purpose!

I am now going to scour for interesting products and buy some of them.

For example, here is a link to Audio and Video top sellers.
Best Selling Audio and Video on Amazon
From here, I will go crazy and suggest some products that I have or would like....

Like This cool MP3 Player:Creative Zen Touch 20GB
and this cool Creative Muvo TX FM 1GB Flash MP3 player

This is gonna be fun, once I figure out how to do this quick like.

PS: Joe Buy one, you'll like it

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

For Hal

For Hal:
Doubts have been raised about the assertion that the fetus actually reached out of the opening in the womb to grasp the surgeon's finger, inasmuch as there are at least three different accounts of precisely what happened at that moment, two of them from eyewitnesses:

Email text: "During the surgery on little Samuel, the little guy reached his tiny, but fully developed, hand through the incision and firmly grasped the surgeon's finger."

Photographer Michael Clancy: "Samuel came out from under anesthesia too soon and thrust his clenched fist out of the surgical opening to his mother's womb. In my opinion, Samuel was in pain. Dr. Joseph Bruner reached over and gently lifted Samuel's hand, and Samuel reacted by squeezing the doctor's finger."

Surgeon Joseph Bruner: "Depending on your political point of view, this is either Samuel Armas reaching out of the uterus and touching the finger of a fellow human, or it's me pulling his hand out of the uterus ... which is what I did."

Monday, August 15, 2005

Aug 15th

Anyone want to buy a Special Edition20GB U2 Photo iPod? Brand New... $100 off list price I got a deal on 2 and if you are reading this, then you know me and I'd rather sell it to someone I know than over eBay. Well maybe, depends who you are... $239

Lewis Black was hilarious, I recommend seeing him if you ever get the chance.

I don't have anything important to say today, just felt like sharing the iPod News

Saturday, August 13, 2005

It's Saturday!

I am going to see Lewis Black at Meadow Brook tonight, it'll be fun, you should come.

Visit this site...HERE... for funny Tequila video, then click around for other funny stuff.

I just learned that Mitch Hedberg is dead. Didn't know that. He was a funny dude.

Joey Harrington goes 9-9 for 100 yards! The Lions are going to win the SuperBowl this year! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Bowling starts next week, come bowl with us.

I need an MP3 player. Anyone have any suggestions?
I'm thinking a 20GB iPod or a 20 GB Sony NW-HD5.
I keep trying to purchase these on Amazon, but keep getting cancelled. I'm starting not to like for purchasing MP3 players.

Wish me luck cause I don't want to spend more than $150 on either of them.

'Till Later.
Hasta Luego!

Batman Out!

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

August 9 Lunch is over

Lunch is over and I haven't updated this POS in a few days.
There is no new technological news to report on.

What was the name of the magazine that stated that computers would never catch on?

That magazine had pictures of the next version of the space shuttle 15 years ago. How come if they had the pictures 15 years ago, doesn't NASA have it running yet?

I had N6 Ck Hot for lunch today from Cafe Thai. It was Hot and yummy. I highly reccommend it for your next lunch

Did ya know that ...
Hippos have glands that secrete a pink liquid on their skin that acts like sun screen in the African heat and as well as an anti-septic against cuts and scrapes.

30 Days 'till football that counts
4 Days 'till Saturday

Lung Cancer is a Terrible way to die.
Stop Smoking now.

Friday, August 05, 2005

Friday August 5th - Not Clever enough to think of another title

Blogging is for sucks. Why would anyone want to sit and read this?

Well here is what I've discovered on the web today...
(I know I'm not the one who discovered it, but I have used it for the first time today, so I thought I should tell all of my loyal readers about it.)

Yahoo Audio Search : Search for your favorite mp3's and download them illeaglly the easy way. I'm gonna have to bet that the RIAA, AFTRA, and Metallica aren't going to approve of this.
Fearless Leader of RIAA

What else is new you ask?
For starters Football starts tomorrow Saturday, August 6 at 5 am EST, in Toyko with the American Bowl or some crap like that. I'll go out on a limb and say Michael Vick won't play much. But it marks the official start to me not working for the next 4 Weeks, or until the last of my Fantasy Football drafts.

Lastly since you all want to know about my plans for the weekend...
I will be attending the Detroit Tiger vs. Cleveland Indian baseball game this evening where I predict the Tigers will be victorious, 9-6.
Saturday, we will be hosting the 4th annual Birthday Party for Nate, as he has just turned 4 on August 2nd. This will be an all day fun-fest of cleaning followed by a few hours of feasting.
Sunday, the plan is to clean up from the party, then work on the molding and/or finishing touches in the basement as I have put it off all summer and Bowling season is about to start.

Speaking of that, does anyone want to Bowl on a league? My sister and her husband need partners (boy and girl) I don't think it's as dicey as the LPGA, if you've recently had a change of sex operation, I think you will qualify as your new sex, but I'm unsure. Anyway, it's a lot of fun, we drink, eat, laugh, and bowl. Contact me if you want to it starts Aug 20th and is every other week until around May. Also, if you have a team of 4, you can do that too. Anyway, we have fun.