Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Top Fantasy Football RB's Ranked

I am officially starting my career as a fantasy football guru.

1. Tough one here... LT
2. Steven Jackson... just because LJ has a horrible surrounding cast and SA may have a broken foot problem
3. Shaun Alexander... why not? He's pretty darn good. Better than you with a broken foot, you big dummy
4. Larry Johnson... Could be a Lion, if only Millen would have taken my advice and skipped Charles Rogers. Perhaps he could be #2 in this list, but the Chiefs are stinky
5. Joseph Addai...He's good. I like him. I don't have a better reason
6. Reggie Bush ... I believe that he will be more featured than not this year
7. Brian Westbrook ... Provided he's healthy
8. Rudy Johnson ... It gets tough here. He's the only guy in Cincy, so he rates better than most
9. Willie Parker ... Another only option. Not my favorite
10. Frank Gore ... I'm not sold
11. Ronnie Brown ... Being the only option is tough.
12. Willis McGahee
13. Clinton Portis
14. Brandon Jacobs
15. Jamal Lewis
16. Thomas Jones
17. Tatum Bell
18. Larry Maroney
19. Cadillac Williams
20. M Jones-Drew
21. Yo Momma

Friday, July 27, 2007

Feel the Burn... Life in Hell (Stupid Lions are killing everybody)

Todd Boyd gets it.
Todd Boyd feels my agony, anxiety, depression, and disgust.

Who's Todd Boyd?
(He works for ESPN.com)

Then Look at the picture below and weep...

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Spider Pig, Spider Pig does whatever a spider Pig does.

This is a compilation of the first 36 results of a google image search of the title of this post.
My favorite is Ted, followed closly by the twins and the "twins" (if you know what I mean)
Anyway, nary a mention of spiders or pigs. Isn't mass marketing grrrrrrrrrrrrreatt!?
Later I will look for some other way to waste 10 minutes rather than reading something useful.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Time for a new cell phone

Got any ideas?
iPhone is too expensive
Samsung SGH-P850 is not available from any US Carrier.
Samsung Black Carbon is not available from any US Carrier.
Samsung Ultra is not available from any US Carrier.

Nokia N95 is the coolest phone ever, but too expensive.
(see the Nokia N95 here or Nokia's Site)

Monday, July 16, 2007

How I've done...

My predictions made Dec 31, 2006...
The Detroit Tigers, Toronto Blue Jays, Milwaukee Brewers, San Francisco Giants, New York Mets, and Oakland A's will finish 1st in their respective Divisions.The Tigers defeat the Wild Card Padres in the 2007 World Series.

The results So far...
Tigers, Mets & Brewers are in 1st in their Divisions and the Giants, A's & Blue Jays aren't. The Padres are the current Wild Card leader in the NL. So as I see it, I'm 4-3 thats 57%.

PS. I hate being only slightly better than 50/50

Friday, July 06, 2007

Rita Johnston needs to be locked in a hot car until she

OROFINO, Idaho -- Rita Johnston has been arrested on charges of involuntary manslaughter and felony injury to a child after a 15-month-old boy was found dead in a locked car.

The County Prosecutor, Clayne Tyler, said the child was in the car for about five hours when someone noticed him and called authorities.

Did I mention that she's 33? And it was her step-Grandson?

"Johnston said she had forgotten about the infant in her vehicle and at some point fell asleep inside the residence," according to a probable cause affidavit. "Johnston said when she woke up she still did not remember that there was a child in her vehicle."

Is that too harsh of a sentence?

Thursday, July 05, 2007

225 Long & Short Blog posts about almost nothing!

It's not a world record, but it might be close. Please join this guy in congratulating me on making it to post #225.

This is really all that I have to add today.

I feel like poo. I have a headache. My left foot hurts. My ears never stop ringing. I have chronic sinusitis. I'm 40% blind without glasses. I have carpel tunnel.

The good news is I have really low cholesterol.

How do I keep my cholesterol so low? Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, Bacardi Silver, Lo-Carb Monster, Plenty of red meat, and ice cream.

Turns out that combination is bad for my blood pressure though. I'm almost hypertensive. Some Doctors call it pre-hypertensive, but I don't like how that sounds.

So here is a picture of healthy set of lungs, and Mr. T.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Is it in you?

Happy Independance Day!
I am not a yankee doodle dandy.
But I do like a good piece of candy.
But not some sasafrass.
That stuff tastes like sausage.

Monday, July 02, 2007

The definitive answer to "Who plays Richardson on Deadwood?"

The answer is Ralph Richeson.

The man himself sent me a few photos of what he looks like whilst not being Richardson.

I'd be willing to bet, that if he were to shave the beard and get a haircut, you wouldn't recognize him.

If you are a casting agent, hire him, I'd like to see him in a role other than Ricardson.

Just a few roles I think he might be good in without changing a thing...

The villain in a Scooby Doo movie

A Viet Nam vet both then and now

President George W. Bush w/ a Beard (sorry Ralph)

A performance Artist (but not like this crazy freak).

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Hi. It's Sunday and I'm sorta doing homework, but I have a headache and I don't feel compelled to do any more homework

Longest title ever, eh?
This is a disgusting photo of some dude vomiting all projectile-like. I was looking through some of my old posts, and found that link. It was too-funny to keep to myself.

To the right is a picture of the "Official Redneck Tailgate."
It's a pallet, bungee-corded to the truck bed.

So cool, I had to take a photo.