Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I'm a Chewy-a-holic

My Boss has provided me with a very topical picture. It's me and Chewy and one of the little scary things. I am going to send it to the Chewy blog and see if I can become famous.

I think that thing next to me is creepy.

What is that thing next to me?

What do Wookies eat for dinner?

Can anyone be a friend to a Wookie?

What the hell is that thing?

Sunday, February 26, 2006

uuuhhhgggrrr Chewy has a blog

And Chewy is a master photoshop artist.

Chewy has to learn English or install a translator on the page so we can read the captions.

Visit, before the trademark police shut good ole Chewy down.

I'm sure George Lucus owns Chewy's name and Chewy can't use it without George's permission.

Visit the Chewy Blog pronto

Thursday, February 23, 2006

This one is my other brother

All right I don't have a brother or an other brother.
But I have a new blog. Blogcharm is a newish site that is supposed to pay me to do what I do best. Sleep.
Oh wait, that's not it. They pay me to blog about nothing in particular. Just like this one. Well, Take a gander if you dare. Http://blogcharm.com/evatt it's in its infancy stage still, but there is some quality stuff. I'll see how it does then decide which one to keep.

For now, hasta la viesta la siesta baby.

PS that's a picture of 2 freighters on the Detroit River. Neat huh?

Friday, February 17, 2006

Some of the best Quotes from Jim Gaffigan

"Isn't it strange, when you're single, all you see is couples, but when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers?"
"I was looking at a box of hot pockets and they have a warning on the side. It's like 'Warning! You just bought Hot Pockets! Hope you're drunk or heading home to a trailer! You hillbilly enjoy the next NASCAR event!'"
"I only dated one asian girl, but she was very asian, she was a panda.'"
"Ever wonder what people got Jesus for Christmas? It's like 'Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the SOCKS. They'll go great with my sandals. What am I, German?'"
"Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!"
"I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad, it still smells like fish?! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'"
"There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea."
"What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."

Many thanks to the fine folks at Wikipedia.org

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Booger Eaters Unite

Are you a booger eater?
Send me a picture of you eating one or with one on you finger heading toward your mouth and I will post them all. Email to chrisin3d@gmail.com
(If you are female and would like to send in a picture with a booger on a nipple or somewhere on the breast, there are many people who find my site looking for just that, (Check my stat counter) So if you'd like to be semi famous, I will put your picture on the web. If you request, I will black bar your face so as to remain anonymous)
If I actually get a response to this, I may puke.

The picture is from webshots.
Link: http://community.webshots.com/photo/83705282/1083755309048502379gugQVB#
This was davids booger that was around 2-3 inches. It was on andys back and he didnt know it. God dammit I hated that kid!
by corallus86

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Disgusting web sites- ADULTS ONLY - WARNING

Whatever you do don't do a google image search for skinny dude with the safety switch turned off, unless you are looking for gay porn.
OK since I've opened a can of worns that nobody needed open, I thought I'd share some disturbing images with you. NEVER EVER EVER click on any of the links on this post, like this one to a naked fat lady. If you'd prefer to vomit now here is a photo of two very fat people naked on a bed Soon, I'm gonna be ill. OUCH. Some of you might remember a weightlifter from rotten.com, please don't click on that one.
Here is my list of the top 10 most disgusting web sites that I could find... (If you know of one I left off, feel free to add it to the comments)

You've been warned.

10. Rectal Foreign Bodies
9. Steak and Cheese
8. Thantos
7. Foreskin.org
6. Crime Scene Photos
5. Weird Photo Archive
4. Send me your Wounds
3. Goregasim
2. rotten.com
1. Ogrish.com

Monday, February 13, 2006

Birth Defects Up in Polygamous Area (Utah/Arizona Border)

I will highlight the important parts for you ...

Birth Defects Up in Polygamous Area
- A rare, severe birth defect is on the rise in an inbred polygamous community on the Utah-Arizona border, according to a doctor who has treated many of the children.
Intermarriage among close relatives is producing children who have two copies of a recessive gene for a debilitating condition called fumarase deficiency. The enzyme irregularity causes severe mental retardation, epileptic seizures and other effects that often leaves children unable to take care of themselves.
Dr. Theodore Tarby has treated many of the children at clinics in Arizona under contracts with the state. All are retarded, the neurologist told Salt Lake City television station KSL-TV.
The children live in the twin polygamist communities of Hildale, Utah, and Colorado City, Ariz.
Tarby believes the recessive gene was introduced by one of the community's polygamist founders.
Community historian Ben Bistline said most of the community's 8,000 residents are in two major families descended from a handful of founders who settled there in the 1930s.
"Ninety percent of the community is related to one side or the other," said Bistline, a former member of the sect, the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
"They claim to be the chosen people, the chosen few," Bistline said. "And their claim is they marry closely to preserve the royal bloodline, so to speak."
Isaac Wyler, also a former follower of the church led by fugitive Warren Jeffs, told KSL that he was related by marriage to some of the victims.
"I've seen some children that can talk and communicate a little," Wyler said. "And I've seen others that are totally laid out. They have no movement. They can't do anything by themselves. Literally, if they're 8 years old, it's like taking care of a baby."
Tarby saw the first child with the deficiency in the community 15 years ago. He said the oldest victim is now about 20.
In March 2000, Tarby co-authored an article in the medical journal "Annals of Neurology" describing eight cases of fumarase deficiency. It has now grown to 20 known cases in the community.
Tarby said the victims require and receive constant care from parents and close relatives.
"They would just assume they've been given a test and they need to pass this test," Wyler said. "And it's their lot in life to take care of a child like this. And they'll give it everything they've got. And they'll do a good job."
In the FLDS community, marriages with cousins and other relatives are common, Bistline said.
It's believed that more than half the residents carry the recessive gene. That means the number of cases likely will grow. Tarby said there could be hundreds of victims in coming generations.
Tarby said he urges residents to undergo genetic screening before marriage, but is largely ignored.
He said medical care for the children is frequently borne by taxpayers

What is Fumarase Deficiency? Fumarase deficiency is a very rare metabolic disorder causing severe neurological disease and often death in early childhood. Massachusetts General Hospital

Fumaric aciduria is transmitted as an autosomal recessive trait and is due to fumarase deficiency. Fumarase catalyses the transformation of fumarate into malate in the Krebs cycle. Clinical signs have an early onset but are non-specific: hypotonia, psychomotor retardation, convulsions, respiratory distress, frequent cerebral malformations and polyhydramnios. Chromatography of organic acids evidences the excreted fumaric acid, often associated with succinic acid and alphacetoglutaric acid. Hyperlactacidemia and moderate hyperammonemia are other common findings. Diagnosis can be confirmed by measuring fumarase in leukocytes or cultured fibroblasts. There is no efficient treatment, but prenatal diagnosis is available. * Author: Pr. J-M. Saudubray (March 2004) *

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Dick Cheney Shoots Hunter on Saturday Feb. 11

"Fortunately, the vice president has got a lot of medical people around him and so they were right there and probably more cautious than we would have been," she said. "The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance came," said Katharine Armstrong.

I only have one question...
How much does it cost the American Taxpayers to have a mobile Hospital Staff follow the Vice-President around the country?

All right, 2 questions ...
Isn't it kinnd of bad to shoot thepeople you hunt with?

Friday, February 10, 2006

Wanna work for a Tyrant?


What a complete dick. How could he fire someone just to get some extra publicity?
Glad it wasn't me. ' Cause sometimes, I surf the internet at work, just to clear my head when I'm switching between projects, or if I hit a roadblock, or whatever. Anyway, if you fire everyone who takes a 5 minute break ocassionally (smokers) then there wouldn't be much of a workforce.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Review of INXS Switch Concert in Detroit

I'll give it a B+.
Here's why...
Started off good, but not great. Lacked energy that appeared later in the show. JD Fortune is a good addition to the band. Didn't try to take over too many of the original songs, but did make a couple of them his own. The segway from old stuff to new stuff was ok, but they didn't play Sydney's favorite song "Hot Girls" which I wanted to hear live. They finished off the set with a few crowd favorites and "Pretty Vegas" which was awsome. It was an excellent way to close the show and leave the crowd begging for more. Which they did. INXS came back out for a 3 song encore and started with a song that I didn't recognize, leading me to regret staying for more, until the next song, which was back to high energy rock (or some reason I can't recall what it was). They finished the night with a smokin' rendition of a "Never Tear Us Apart"
All in all, JD is a fantastic Karokee singer and an even better lead singer. I predict that a larger venue summer tour will be hitting the major cities soon and you should go see the band if you get a chance (after the World part of the World tour) .
My background: I've never owned an INXS CD, my wife wanted to go to the concert to see JD (she says thats not true, but I know better) and I went along, because I know most of the hits and we've been listening to the CD since I bought it for her for Christmas. I don't dance and only watched 60% of the INXS tv show.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

First things first. I did win a square!

Thanks to all of the suckers who donated to my whatever I'm gonna buy.
I think I'm gonna buy a new pair of shoes.

Here's a headline for all of you mucus fans...
"Bacteria love mucus!"
Claims Dr. Richard Price, spokesperson for the American Dental Association. "They eat it and grow." The result of all of that eating and growing? Volatile sulfur compounds that cause halitosis.
from here

Here's a stupid waste of time article for wasting time. I would stay away as it is really a waste of time for you to click. Let me know if you actually can read the whole thing...

I stumbled upon this site, started reading one and thought I should share with my loyal reader who continues to search for the perfect boogy. Anyway, here's PORN REVIEWS.

Until we meet again...
Happy trails

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Long poo

Now that's a long doodie.

It's Super Bowl Sunday.

I hope I win.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Actual Superbowl Square point combos

These are the only point combinations that have ever and I mean ever (at least prior to SB XL) ended a quarter. In case you were wondering about probabilities based on previous scores of only 39 games. Take it for what it's worth...

First column is the score 0-0
Second column is th number of times the score has occurred. And the last column is the percentage of times the score has shown its ugly head in the Super Bowl.

Super Bowl Scores by Quarter for Superbowl Squares

These are not exactly probabilities, but more like trending...
This Chart shows the number of times a # has ended a 1/4 for the last 39 Superbowls

It looks like Zero is your Hero in the 1st half

And Seven seems to be the most consistant

That's all I got to say about that.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

The search for intelligent life

Does not begin on my buttocks.
I would suggest skipping Washington D.C. also if you were to start a search.
Mars is out, since it's kind of hard get to.
Stay out of the Middle East, I'm sure there is a smart person there, but it's too dangerous.
The same goes for most of Western Asia.
My perception of Africa is that it's too hot, so that's out.
Anything North of the 45th is out too, way too cold.
Anyone who lives in a place that could be destoyed by a Hurricane is not too smart so the East Coast and the Gulf Coast are out.
Mud slides, Volcanos, and Earthquakes quickly eliminate the West Coast.
so look in Michigan
'Cause I said so

Classic Joke ... Wood Eye? Wood Eye?

There is this guy who lost an eye in a fight. He looks like a freak without it and goes to a doctor who recommends a glass replacement. The guy cannot afford one so the doctor fits one made one out of wood which is cheaper. However, he becomes really self conscious about it and becomes a bit of a recluse. One day a friend gets him out to a bar. He sees everyone dancing and wants to join in.
He sees a chick with a hunchback standing around and thinks "Well, no one else is asking her to dance and she is worse off than me so I'll ask."
He goes up to her and says, "Want to dance?"
She looks really excited and says, "Would I!"
The guy says "Wood eye! Wood eye! Well fu*k you, hunchback!"