Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Anyone wanna buy some Lions' Tickets?

I about fell outta my seat today, when I was shopping at ticketmaster for Lions single game Tickets. Imagine my surprise when I saw these beauties

If it's too hard to read, that's $195 per ticket. Great deal for the last row in the EndZone, eh?

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Been a long time since I rock and Rolled

So it is written, so it be done. THE HOFF IS BACK BABY!
See the Hoff's Music Video - Jump in My Car

Oh dear, I think the cheese is oooozing from my screen

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Le Stud del futbol

#27 Larry Johnson RB
Full Name: Larry Alphonso Johnson
Born: November 19, 1979
State College, PA
Height: 6-1
Weight: 230 lbs.
Age: 26
Pos: RB
Experience: 4 years
College: Penn State
Drafted: Year:2003 Round:1 Pick:27, Chiefs

I hope the Lions are happy that they didn't listen to me and drafted stupid Charles Rogers. That will continue to make me angry until I die. Everybody knows, you need a running game to take pressure off of your QB. STUPID LIONS!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

End of Auction: Item Not Won

Or something like that. That was what really set Bob off. If Bob wasn't such a nice guy, he would really have a problem with EBay snipers. As it turns out, snipers save Bob money. Money Bob can use to buy stock in internet companies like Google and/or Is that Bob sorry he doesn't have the money to land the big fish? Yesssssirrr. But too bad for Bob, I heard that Bob also has erectile disfunction. Holy Cow! Bob seems to be a Liar, a Cheat and a Thief. BOB SUCKS!

On a lighter note:
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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Tropical Storm Chris

It's odd seeing your (my) name in the news a whole bunch. It's especially odd when taken out of context. (See this article from Reuters about TS Chris) (or this oil price article from the Washington Post)(Houston Chronical note on TS Chris)
Quotes from the above articles that made me feel all funny inside
(for differing reasons)
"Chris has formed near the Leeward Islands in the Caribbean." Untrue! I was formed in my mommies belly!
"Chris, with maximum sustained winds of 40 mph (64 kph), was about 135 miles east of Antigua at 8 a.m." Um, there is no way I can pass wind for a sustained amount of time, especially if I'm 135 miles east of land (aka in the water).
"Chris was moving to the west-northwest at about 9 mph" pretty slow for sustained winds of 40mph coming out of my butt.
"Stacy Stewart writes: MY FEELING NOW IS THAT CHRIS SHOULD REMAIN A SIGNIFICANT TROPICAL CYCLONE THROUGHOUT THE 120-H FORECAST PERIOD" Why is she yelling about me? And, I thought we were talking about hurricanes here...
"Certainly it's too early to get too worried about Chris, but there's a slim to moderate chance it makes it into the Gulf of Mexico by this weekend." All of the sudden, I'm an it, huh? Typical!
"the Hurricane Hunter that just flew into Chris found 50 mph winds at the surface, indicating that the storm is strengthening." Ouch, Quit it! I wondered what ran into me an hour ago.

I'm such a loser.