Sunday, December 31, 2006

The Lions are sooooooooo stupid

I am so F-ING fed up with these pieces of crap.

How do you lose 13 games out of 15 and play good on the road in Dallas?

One game, just like the other 15, is all I ask for, then they get the 1st draft pick in 2007.

But they screwed that up too.

Congrats to Matt Millen for keeping his job.

Kitna still is stinky and Marinelli needs a new hip. Kitna will need a new hip soon, he's so dang old.

Can't wait... 240 days or so until kickoff.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Predictions for 2007 made in 2006 (12/30/06)

Here are my predictions for 2007

The Detroit Tigers, Toronto Blue Jays, Milwaukee Brewers, San Francisco Giants, New York Mets, and Oakland A's will finish 1st in their respective Divisions.
The Tigers defeat the Wild Card Padres in the 2007 World Series.

The San Diego Chargers will defeat the Chicago Bears in the 2007 Super Bowl.

A huge Nor'easter will bury the Eastern Seaboard and shut the Nations Capital down in late January.

A huge Volcano in the Pacific will send a huge Tsunami toward Japan in late July which will flood a great portion of the SouthEast.

A big Earthquake will send San Francisco into a frenzy in September.

There will be many Hurricanes during June and July.

Mud Slides will happen in California.

There will be a drought in the Western US. Many fires will burn many acres of forests.

Toyota will sell more cars than GM.

President Bush will look like a boob.

Friday, December 22, 2006

I'm an evil Prick.

Just so ya know.
I kept 3 Michigan families from enjoying their new Wii. Or maybe I kept 3 ebayers from profiting on Wii's. Either way, I worked hard for Wii1 and Wii3 (Wii2 was not hard)

So I bought 3 Wii's for like $750 + tax and sold 3 Wii's for $750 absolutly no profit. How is that possible? How did I not sell them for at least double that? I am a bad seller. Plus when you make profits on ebay, you need to declare that as income. That's pooey. So officially, I am telling the internet that I actually lost money selling Wii's. (Almost $900)

For my next trick, I'm going to turn iPods into chocolate dirty nipps.

What ever happened to Apap (aka the Filipino flap jacker, and/or Chocolate Dirty Nipps)?

I sure wish I would have just gone to the Hockey Game last Wednesday, it looked like it would have been a good game to attend.

And Now for Something Completly Different ...

And here is a picture of Boobies, well actually, only one booby is pictured.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Pooey Internet and Hong Kong Phooey

I am officially not working until January 2, 2007. In these 12 days I will endevor to research elephantitis, discover which drug company is closest to curing cancer and start a campaign to overthrow the President of a small South American Nation in a bloodless coup.

First things first, however...

Today is Thursday and I predict it will snow on Christmas Day. I just checked and they predict 40 and mostly cloudy and a 20% chance of precipitation. We shall see who's right.

In other news, I know someone who is getting married to a baby. I can't really explain it, but one of them seem to think the other one is a hot baby. Kids these days, I'll tell ya.

Also, it's been a long time since I actually wrote anything in a blog. I will begin to pepper this thing relentlesly until 2007 at which point I will make a resolution to post more often and lose 80 lbs and write about it in my blog.

I will also write about chicks in bikinis and assorted topics that only I care about.

until then.... Here is a link to something disgusting. Please be cautious when opening this as it may turn your stomach... LINK

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

SBM still hearts Marshall Faulk

One of the best ever

Too bad I couldn't keep both Faulk and LT

(Long Live LJ)

Sunday, December 03, 2006

John Kitna meet my middle finger

Stinky Stinky Stink Stink Stink!
Throw another stupid interception, why dontcha?
Can't wait to see how much he sucks next week!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Buy Lions stuff (Tax Free, unless has a presence in your location)

Shop for cool Lions stuff from my cool Lions store.
I don't actully ship this stuff out, and if you shop through this link, I'll love you