Saturday, March 31, 2007

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley

For all that are concerned, I don't need a job, as in I don't have one, but I need a job that doesn't bore me to tears. If I could stay where I am, and do something more to utulize my talents, I would. But that sounds impossible. So here I come _(fill in the blank with a cool company to work for)__
If you have a job for me. Let me know.

Otherwise, on with the show...

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

I need a Job

Anyone have a job for a talented Systems Analyst & Developer with mad database skillz? I can do web design, usabilty studies, testing, and pretty much anything else you can dream up. I can lead a team of 5-15 with various skill sets. I can use project management skills. I can make good decisions, I am not afraid to take chances and I love a challenge. Information Security is tops on my list to conquer next. I intend to sit for the CISSP in the Fall (After I finish my Master's Degree in Information Technology, with an emphasis in Information Assurance). I'm really smart and I like to work and learn stuff. I currently am in posession of a 3.792 GPA for my Master's classes. I am an excellent researcher and I stay on top of new technologies. I have many years of experience in Information Technology like 11 or 12 or something like that. I am an OCA (Oracle Certified Associate) Developer and an IBM RPGLE certified something or other.

I really didn't want to have to look for a new job, but it seems that I have no choice now.

Monday, March 19, 2007

when monkeys fly out of my butt

Friday, March 16, 2007

Grindhouse: The best ever Sexy Slasher Movie

Am I the only one looking forward to this?
Man, I hope it's in IMAX!

Tarantino is a pretty fart smeller when it comes to making movies I want to see.

Wanna see a Trailer or 2 for Grindhouse?

<- I made this myself

I'm gonna bet, I want to get the Unrated Grindhouse DVD. From what I see from the trailers, there is no way these stories can be told in a theater as these 2 genius filmmakers wish it to be told.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

I'm sick

Cool Vomit Pictures

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Conway Twitty ...

Friday, March 09, 2007

Patroit Act Smatriot Act

Who needs laws, rules, regulations, whatever? Not the FREAKING FBI! What the heck man?

Can you imagine writing 200 pages on the abuses of the FBI on the use of Security Letters?

Sounds fun AND exciting.

I bet soon the FBI will soon tell us that there are weapons of mass distruction in Iran.

Anyone want to go to the DETROIT TIGERS opening day game? I might have one extra ticket.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Consumer Reports Skewers Detroit

Consumer Reports Top Car Picks in 10 Categories:
Fun to drive - Mazda MX-5 Miata
Small SUV - Toyota RAV4
Small sedan - Honda Civic
Family sedan - Honda Accord
Minivan - Toyota Sienna
Luxury sedan - Infiniti M35
Midsized SUV - Toyota Highlander Hybrid
Budget cars - Honda Fit
Green car - Toyota Prius
Upscale sedan - Infiniti G35

I'm Glad I work for a Japanese Car Supplier.

Good Luck Van Blogger