Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Who doesn't love to relive a good goalie fight?

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

It's humppy day and therefore ... Old Joke Wednesday

today's theme... old boob jokes (what else would you expect?)

What kind of a Bee gives milk?
A Boo Bee.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support soon people are going to think we’re nuts!

What do model train sets and women’s breasts have in common?
Both are intended for children, but it’s the fathers that always end up playing with them.

The Nissan boob commercial

Friday, April 11, 2008

Master of nothing, and I don't know Jack about Bob

What a silly title for a post about Aortic Heart Valves...

According to the Cleveland Clinic (coincidently not founded by Cleveland Shown to the right, ) the aortic heart valve lets blood into and keeps blood out of the heart. Somehow this ebb and flow of blood keeps the human being alive by circulating the blood. I hear that if the heart valves fail to keep the blood in the heart while at the same time letting blood leak out, you got a problem.

Some really smart people have probably had heart valves replaced. Some stoopid people probably have too. The problem with starting this paragraph is that there was almost no way to verify a. that there are people who have had this surgery and b. that those that did had any sort of intelligence be it above or below normal.

Rumor has it that Dave Edmunds (semi-famous guitar player) who has recorded music that I've likely never heard has had aortic valve replacement surgery.

This kind of famous guy also had the surgery. I think he's the governor of kaliforna.

He looks happy. I think the picture might have been taken close to 12 minutes after the surgery...

Until you read again... LATE!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

While you were sleeping (and not reading my blog)

Once upon a time I wrote about Rita Johnston (the alleged accidental baby killer).
Well, my tiny little post has gotten some attention from people claiming to have intimate knowledge of the situation.

I wish I had something witty to say, but I don't. It is just a very sad story from all angles.

Rita Johnston pled guilty to involuntary manslaughter and doesn't have to go to jail. The Judge felt sorry for her and gave her 3 years of probation and some community service.

For my two cents, Patrick Sr. has every right to be pissed about the sentence. I sure would be. I think my suggested sentence was death by hot car in the summer sun, and I stick by it.

So anyway, if you get a chance, read the comments, they are very telling of different sides of the story. If only I could get the real Rita Johnston to leave some comments and tell her side...
Stay tuned...

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

The HA is back.

I am going fishing.
I have joined Facebook. You should join facebook.
In honor of the HA Writer, I am going to create Fishbook. I think it will be succesful.
Here is my idea...
Fisher-people join and subsequently go fishing.
If they are better fisherpeople than I, ,they will catch fish.

Then... they photograph the fish and post their experiences on fishbook along with the photos.

This idea is for sale, contact me through the comments section if you desire to purchase the idea (for a small fee)

Go Tigers!