Wednesday, February 01, 2006

The search for intelligent life

Does not begin on my buttocks.
I would suggest skipping Washington D.C. also if you were to start a search.
Mars is out, since it's kind of hard get to.
Stay out of the Middle East, I'm sure there is a smart person there, but it's too dangerous.
The same goes for most of Western Asia.
My perception of Africa is that it's too hot, so that's out.
Anything North of the 45th is out too, way too cold.
Anyone who lives in a place that could be destoyed by a Hurricane is not too smart so the East Coast and the Gulf Coast are out.
Mud slides, Volcanos, and Earthquakes quickly eliminate the West Coast.
so look in Michigan
'Cause I said so

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