Racist, or Not? You make the call...

Happy Valentines Day, loser!

Well, it's Valentine's Day 2007. Today we recieved a lot of snow and school was cancelled and the whole reason I stayed home from work was cancelled so I could have gone to work, but I got up too late anyway, then I said to myself, "Don't go to work." So I didn't.

Here's a picture of fake boobies

(VERY OFFENSIVE NIPS REMOVED)

Go Here to purchase them:

I'll try to actually try to be witty some other time.

Dr. Jonas Mittelos

An powerful yet crazy man once said, “I am proud to be working with such a talented team of scientists and researchers, who are working on such important projects. What we are doing will change the world. Some people want to be written into the history books, I want to ensure that there are people to read the history books.” This man was Dr. Jonas Mittelos, he created Mittelos Bioscience.

That is all a load of crap.

I just put that in my blog to get hits from crazy Lost fans.

<-- This is a picture of what your teeth will look like if you don't stop smoking meth

<-- Would you visit a dentist slightly a few days prior to your chicklets looking like this?

<-- Needs to floss more often?

Cool Toilet - One Sweet Ass Toilet. And Other Toilet Stuff

Roto-Rooter is giving away a pool to "drop the kids off" in.


A nice place to "Drop the Chalupa"


A sweet "Pot to Piss in"


A $5,000 customized "Throne"
Some guy named Steven Pollyea says, "A toilet should be the most wonderful location in your home."


According to the World Toilet Organization, an average person visits the toilet 2500 times a year (roughly 7 times a day).

More cool toilet facts...

World Toilet Day takes place on 19 November each year
The first toilet paper was developed in England in 1880 and sold not on a roll, but as individual sheets in a box
Arthur Giblin was the inventor of the first flushable toilet
The average toilet is flushed eight times a day
We use an average of 57 sheets of toilet paper a day!

Do you smell BBQ?

One of my favorite commercials. (I'm quite like a 7 year old)



Cool, a rocket sled!

I almost forgot to show you all my Automotion Video

From my most recent visit to the Palace. A crummy video of a dance routine.

PS It's not as bad a video as YouTube streams it as, but it's not great either.

A post about...

Boobies
I've done the research so you don't have to. (It's tough work, but one must suffer for Science)
(Don't click on any of these links at work)

Q: I'm worried about gaining too much weight, if I get implants, how much weight will I gain from my new boobies?
A: According to BreastImplants4You.com, the average volume breast implant is 450cc, after loads of math that will confuse your pretty little heads is completed, that's real, real close to 1 pound. If you get a matching set of implants, that's 2 pounds. Time to go on Atkins fatty!

Q: If I get implants will my boobies glow in the dark?
A: only if you stick a flashlight up to one (or both) of them. Wanna see a cool glowing boobie picture?

Q: What's does a nipple infection look like?
A: um, I'm no Doctor, but it might be time to see a Doctor if your nipple looks like this.

Q: My boobies are big should I get a reduction?
A: No, unless you have man-boobies that look like this, or girl-boobies like this.

Q: I'm looking for a "name that man-boobie" quiz, do you know of one?
A: No, but here is a link to a Name that man-breast quiz. (What else you got to do today?)

Q: Will I get the HIV if I play with breasts that aren't mine, and I'm a girl?
A: No, in fact it's good for you (provided that there's no HIV juice on them) Here's a nice photo that illustrates "how-to" play with someone else's boobies. (don't ask how I found this one)

More to come... (Hopefully, soon)