Some things you don't have any control over

The Life and Times of Chris Evatt and his pathetic attempt to get rich quick without even trying. With a little bit of other stuff tossed in. Like a Salad, only less green and with no dressing. Not that I'm naked, cause I am dressed right now. But there is a possibility that I may be naked at some point today. If I am, you can read about it below... Confused? Don't be. This isn't an episode of Soap, but I wash with it every day, many times many times a day.