I am serious, and don't call me Shirley

For all that are concerned, I don't need a job, as in I don't have one, but I need a job that doesn't bore me to tears. If I could stay where I am, and do something more to utulize my talents, I would. But that sounds impossible. So here I come _(fill in the blank with a cool company to work for)__
If you have a job for me. Let me know.

Otherwise, on with the show...