I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
If you have a job for me. Let me know.
Otherwise, on with the show...
The Life and Times of Chris Evatt and his pathetic attempt to get rich quick without even trying. With a little bit of other stuff tossed in. Like a Salad, only less green and with no dressing. Not that I'm naked, cause I am dressed right now. But there is a possibility that I may be naked at some point today. If I am, you can read about it below... Confused? Don't be. This isn't an episode of Soap, but I wash with it every day, many times many times a day.
mad database skillz? I can do web design, usabilty studies, testing, and pretty much anything else you can dream up. I can lead a team of 5-15 with various skill sets. I can use project management skills. I can make good decisions, I am not afraid to take chances and I love a challenge. Information Security is tops on my list to conquer next. I intend to sit for the CISSP in the Fall (After I finish my Master's Degree in Information Technology, with an emphasis in Information Assurance). I'm really smart and I like to work and learn stuff. I currently am in posession of a 3.792 GPA for my Master's classes. I am an excellent researcher and I stay on top of new technologies. I have many years of experience in Information Technology like 11 or 12 or something like that. I am an OCA (Oracle Certified Associate) Developer and an IBM RPGLE certified something or other. 
Tarantino is a pretty fart smeller when it comes to making movies I want to see.
Wanna see a Trailer or 2 for Grindhouse?
<- I made this myselfI'm gonna bet, I want to get the Unrated Grindhouse DVD. From what I see from the trailers, there is no way these stories can be told in a theater as these 2 genius filmmakers wish it to be told.
