#1 boob
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." — George W. Bush as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
or this...
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —George W. Bush, Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
or this...
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." -George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
...to run your country (and "war")