I was walking in the park when I saw my friend and her 5 yr old son sitting on a bench. I walked over to them and the 5 year old started pointing at me, I said, “if you keep pointing I'll eat your fingers." He kept pointing, so I stuck his fingers in my mouth and pretended to eat them. He then started crying. I looked at him and said don't worry I'm not really gonna eat your fingers. He replied, "I know that but where’s my booger?"
Q. What do you call an anorexic booger?
A. Slim Pickins
Q. What does a booger in love tell his girl friend?
A. I’m stuck on you.
Q. What is another name for a snail?
A. A booger with a crash helmet.
Q. Why did the booger cross the road?
A. Because he was being picked on.
Q. What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A. Kids don't eat broccoli.
Yo mamas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose!
That's all I could remember. I did not make a single one of these up myself, but I cannot give proper credit to whomever did make these up (200 years ago) as I have no idea as to whom they may be.