A purple headed warrior.

OMG! it's a vacuum, and it Rocks!

Factory-Reconditioned Dyson DC07 Cyclone Animal Upright Vacuum, Purple

I can't believe all the great reviews this gets, so we are going to try it out.

I sure hope it sucks!

Plus there is a Amazon.com $25 off $125 coupon Kitchen & Housewares right now. [As it stands right now, I can't seem to get the coupon to work for this]
EDIT: Amazon customer service credited my account for the $25 last night. I can forward the email if aanyone needs it to get the same deal.

Use code : WTRQUCKDSCNT

Here's a good one:
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps horseshit all over the carpet. He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that horseshit, I'll eat every chunk of it." She says, "You want tomato sauce on that? We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."