Tuesday, November 08, 2005

What do boobs, boogers, and Reese's PB Cups have in common?

That's right you guessed it, but you'll have to keep reading to believe it's true.
Stay with me here, I hope to complete my point within a few paragraphs.
The Logic:
Boobs are generally housed in cups (A, B, C, D, DD, etc)
Reese's Peanut Butter cups are also housed in cups (little brown ones)
Boogers generally are blown into a tissue
It used to be that girls stuffed tissues into their cups (to make boobs seem larger)
hey wait, I did it in 4 sentences.
I have related Boobs --> Peanut Butter Cups --> Boogers
I rule!

In related news, I cannot be controlled, I am a fried chicken eating machine. Tomorrow is doughnut day at work and I'm gonna eat 4. Laugh you testicles off Frank, I made a googlewhack today. actually made 2 . If you don't know what that is, check http://www.googlewhack.com . totally not for non-dorks. Here's my proof... (pretty hard to read)

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