Boogers are a popular topic

I've been watching my "how'd they get here stats" most disgustingly, it's boogers, picking boogers, eating boogers, and reese's peanut butter cups. So I will cater to the internet masses and post more on the "most wanted" list.
Thusly, a recipe for boogers...
Making Mucus - This is really slimy, slippery, goopy stuff -- It's just like the snot that comes out of your nose!
Ingredients: 1/2 to 1 pound fresh okra (a vegetable found in the grocery store)
1 to 2 cups water (the less water you add the thicker your mucus will be)
Instructions: 1. Chop the okra into large pieces and place them in a saucepan with a tight-fitting lid. 2. Boil the okra, about10 - 15 minutes, until it is a dark grayish-green and very soft. 3. Turn off the stove and remove the lid. Let your slimy substance cool. 4. Strain the slimy mess into a bowl and discard the okra. 5. Run your fingers through the remaining slimy broth. It's just like mucus! Keep this goop in the fridge and discard it after a week.
(thanks to this site for the recipe)
Give it a try, email me a pic, if you make it.

Here is a booger joke for ya'll
Q. How do you get a tissue to dance?

A. You put a little boogie in it!

Here's a thought for Hershey Corp.
Reese's Peanut Booger Cups.