Some things you don't have any control over

The Life and Times of Chris Evatt and his pathetic attempt to get rich quick without even trying. With a little bit of other stuff tossed in. Like a Salad, only less green and with no dressing. Not that I'm naked, cause I am dressed right now. But there is a possibility that I may be naked at some point today. If I am, you can read about it below... Confused? Don't be. This isn't an episode of Soap, but I wash with it every day, many times many times a day.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Athlete or Not-an-Athlete?

Are Sumo Wrestlers Athletes or just big fat dudes? I, personally vote for super-fat dudes who eat a lot, sleep a lot and can't be pushed over because of the ass. Huge ass = low center of gravity. How scary would it be to be the little guy in the picture on the left?