Thursday, March 09, 2006

I don't know, but I don't think I've posted about boobs yet today.

Many special thanks (aka props) go out to whomever decided that this link to massive mammaries was wikipedia worthy

Bust size as explained by some anonymous fella (at the wikipedia) keeping many a teenage boy happy...
"It is fairly common for this category of models and dancers to publish misleading measurements. ... to give what appears to be a bra size (e.g. 43G) but is actually a bra cup size combined with a bust circumference — which includes an offset normally added to the number. For example, a woman who wears a (US) 36G bra has a band size measurement of 36" — a circumference beneath the breasts of 31" — and a bust measurement or 36+7 or 43". " WHATEVER DUDE?!? DUH!

Today, I just feel like it's important to create a top 10 list of names I found entertaining that someone thought might be a good stage name.
10. Alyssa Alps
9. Lisa Lips (Pictured)
8. Niki Knockers
7. Busty Dusty
6. Candy Cantaloupes
5. Tiffany Towers
4. Treasure Chest
3. Wendy Whoppers
2. Letha Weapons
1. Chesty Morgan

Of course, there are MANY more, but 10'll do ya.