You sound like crap

Get your finger out of your ass.
My teeth hurt like a whore on a Sunday after visiting the Cylon.

Please Translate these fun Phrases for Cash and Prizes (please, it's fun)
1 E komo mai! (Hawaiian)
2 Dareka eigo o hanasemasuka? (Japanese)
3 Tu aliento ole como los melocotones. (Spanish)
4 Mon fils est un gangster au sang-froid et j'ai besoin d'un câlin. (French)
5 Vietato l'accesso nel bar agli elefanti, dopo le otto. (Portguese)
6 AN DEN QELEIS NA PAS STO MAGAZI, KWSTA, STEILE TO SKULO. (Greek)
7 Se tem mesmo que cortar as unhas dos pés, faça o favor de deixar a cozinha. (Italian)
8 Noem je dat een broodje ham? Neem dat weg onmiddelijk! (Dutch)
9 Pig Farmer kills 26 in Canada (Canadian)
10 Var finns offentlig toalett? (Swedish)

Have a nice day.
Disturbing picture of the day