BHFFL Play-Offs Part 3

How does a kicker miss a 23 yard kick? How does the second leading rusher rush for 32 yards (How does a coach only run LJ, the workhorse, only 13 times!?!?)
How does Romo fumble that snap?

After 1 week, in the BHFFL playoffs, here is the lowdown...
Poker Dawgs 100
Super Bowel Movement -5.5 (Stupid LJ, Tynes and Darrell Jackson)
Charleston Beasties -10.5
Dirty Diapers -28
Luke SkyAuger All-Stars -33
Ronnie Ray Guns -34

Major Eliminations:
Poker Dawgs - Marion Barber, Patrick Crayton (not that major)
Movement - Larry Johnson, Plaxico Burress
Beasties - Tiki, Cotchery, Kennison, Shockey, Both QB's, Both Defenses
Diapers - Julius Jones, Leon Washington, Laverneous Coles, Terrell Owens, Gonzo
All Stars - Terry Glenn, Cedric Houston
Ray Guns - Eli, Pennigton, Whitten

Major Gains:
Dawgs - The Chargers except a WR and a K
Movement - A kicker, Deuce, Jamal Lewis
Beasties - nobody
Diapers - Brees, Heap
AllStars - Ravens D
Ray Guns - Reggie Bush, Grossman, Thomas Jones

This all adds up to a Victory for the Poker Dawgs. I guess I don't mind being second.