Some things you don't have any control over

The Life and Times of Chris Evatt and his pathetic attempt to get rich quick without even trying. With a little bit of other stuff tossed in. Like a Salad, only less green and with no dressing. Not that I'm naked, cause I am dressed right now. But there is a possibility that I may be naked at some point today. If I am, you can read about it below... Confused? Don't be. This isn't an episode of Soap, but I wash with it every day, many times many times a day.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

I Swear, I will pay for a photo of someone with 100 inch boobs

At least once a day someone scours the internet for 100 inch boobs, 100 inch breasts, 100 inch tits, and my favorite web drivin search engine, Google, finds my blog. Sadly, I don't have a photo or a pic or a picture of a woman with 100 inch boobs. If you have one, and I can post it on my blog, I will mail you $1 or maybe even more, if it's quality. For now, here is one artist's depiction of a 100 inch boob...