Some headlines from today's News

Bush's brain goes missing as Karl Rove retires
Bush's brain drain
End of ‘Bush’s brain’ will bring down the curtain on lame-duck President
Op-Ed: Bush's Brain is Leaving the Building
Farewell, Turd Blossom
'Bush's brain' heads for the exit
Bush's Brain to Exit White House
Now the president's brain really is missing ...

I see a pattern...