Wyatt Earp comes to town

My favorite Deadwood Quotes from Leviathan Smiles

If you just heard me fart, excuse me.
Fuck yourself with a big paunch up your ass at the present moment
Now for the last fuckin’ time, give me a fuckin’ hoof.
Pay for the tools and remove them, and I‘ll cease to doubt your ability to do so.
Fuck you Steve, fuck you Hostettler, and fuck you too.
…he’s out of sorts, he’s going downstairs for a blowjob (Bullock leaves) ….uh, the sheriff is goin’ for a blowjob?
What a beautiful fuckin’ joint.
Those that don’t eat, without exception, fail to survive.
One sorry ass, shit eatin’, cocksucker
Leviathan fuckin’ smiles.