The FBI has declared war on Porn - rated NWF!
Now that the war on terror is over (huh?, I don't think so Tim) the FBI is dedicating staff to fight the war on internet Porn. And not the disgustingly perverted, throw people in jail and throw away the key kind like Child Pornography. They are after good and decent (and horny) red-blooded Americans, like you. According to Barton Gellman of the Washington Post (9/20/2005) the FBI has posted jobs for this futile mission. "Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as 'one of the top priorities' of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of 'the Director.'"
awwwww screw it, just read the rest of the article...
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... Gonzales endorses the rationale of predecessor Meese: that adult pornography is a threat to families and children. Christian conservatives, long skeptical of Gonzales, greeted the pornography initiative with what the Family Research Council called "a growing sense of confidence in our new attorney general."
Congress began funding the obscenity initiative in fiscal 2005 and specified that the FBI must devote 10 agents to adult pornography. The bureau decided to create a dedicated squad only in the Washington Field Office. "All other field offices may investigate obscenity cases pursuant to this initiative if resources are available," the directive from headquarters said. "Field offices should not, however, divert resources from higher priority matters, such as public corruption."
Public corruption, officially, is fourth on the FBI's priority list, after protecting the United States from terrorist attack, foreign espionage and cyber-based attacks. Just below those priorities are civil rights, organized crime, white-collar crime and "significant violent crime." The guidance from headquarters does not mention where pornography fits in.
"The Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation's top priority remains fighting the war on terrorism," said Justice Department press secretary Brian Roehrkasse. "However, it is not our sole priority. In fact, Congress has directed the department to focus on other priorities, such as obscenity."
At the FBI's field office, spokeswoman Debra Weierman expressed disappointment that some of her colleagues find grist for humor in the new campaign. "The adult obscenity squad . . . stems from an attorney general mandate, funded by Congress," she said. "The personnel assigned to this initiative take the responsibility of this assignment very seriously and are dedicated to the success of this program."
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(me again)
The "Adult obscenity squad"??!!?! WTF!?!?
I am outraged that there is nothing better to do with at least $650,000+ of salary and who knows how much will be spent on new computers, internet monitoring systems, database creation & data input of "porn-looker-aters". I want to know which Senators decided this was a good idea. They obviously didn't think it through. When the porn-looker-atter database slips out to GenPop we won't have a congress.
I wonder if Auger's emails will count as adult obscenities...
FU Gonzales! Let Americans be free. Porn is as American as apple pie and baseball. Soon this is going to be like Iraq/Iran/etc where we can't even read Maxim, or Playboy "for the articles".
Is This Porn
oh yea, shop at this Delphi/ebay refurb shop
awwwww screw it, just read the rest of the article...
"
... Gonzales endorses the rationale of predecessor Meese: that adult pornography is a threat to families and children. Christian conservatives, long skeptical of Gonzales, greeted the pornography initiative with what the Family Research Council called "a growing sense of confidence in our new attorney general."
Congress began funding the obscenity initiative in fiscal 2005 and specified that the FBI must devote 10 agents to adult pornography. The bureau decided to create a dedicated squad only in the Washington Field Office. "All other field offices may investigate obscenity cases pursuant to this initiative if resources are available," the directive from headquarters said. "Field offices should not, however, divert resources from higher priority matters, such as public corruption."
Public corruption, officially, is fourth on the FBI's priority list, after protecting the United States from terrorist attack, foreign espionage and cyber-based attacks. Just below those priorities are civil rights, organized crime, white-collar crime and "significant violent crime." The guidance from headquarters does not mention where pornography fits in.
"The Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation's top priority remains fighting the war on terrorism," said Justice Department press secretary Brian Roehrkasse. "However, it is not our sole priority. In fact, Congress has directed the department to focus on other priorities, such as obscenity."
At the FBI's field office, spokeswoman Debra Weierman expressed disappointment that some of her colleagues find grist for humor in the new campaign. "The adult obscenity squad . . . stems from an attorney general mandate, funded by Congress," she said. "The personnel assigned to this initiative take the responsibility of this assignment very seriously and are dedicated to the success of this program."
"
(me again)
The "Adult obscenity squad"??!!?! WTF!?!?
I am outraged that there is nothing better to do with at least $650,000+ of salary and who knows how much will be spent on new computers, internet monitoring systems, database creation & data input of "porn-looker-aters". I want to know which Senators decided this was a good idea. They obviously didn't think it through. When the porn-looker-atter database slips out to GenPop we won't have a congress.
I wonder if Auger's emails will count as adult obscenities...
FU Gonzales! Let Americans be free. Porn is as American as apple pie and baseball. Soon this is going to be like Iraq/Iran/etc where we can't even read Maxim, or Playboy "for the articles".
Is This Porn
oh yea, shop at this Delphi/ebay refurb shop
posted by Chris at 12:29 PM
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