Spider Pig, Spider Pig does whatever a spider Pig does.

This is a compilation of the first 36 results of a google image search of the title of this post.
My favorite is Ted, followed closly by the twins and the "twins" (if you know what I mean)
Anyway, nary a mention of spiders or pigs. Isn't mass marketing grrrrrrrrrrrrreatt!?
Later I will look for some other way to waste 10 minutes rather than reading something useful.