My Ass has more talent than most of America

The Summer's runaway hit where people perform like trained monkeys just so they can be on TV for 3 minutes is horrible. Jugglers? Come on, I love a good juggling act at the Renisance Festivle, but if you have never even gotten a $20 tip, do you really think someone is gonna give you a million freakin' dollars? And untalented rock bands that can't play or sing for shit, WTF! I mean, for real, if you can't fill a venue larger than your high school ladies restroom, do you think talentless Brandy and her fake boobs are gonna give you $1000000? I think I said it best, when earlier I said, these girls sing good for 12 year olds, but compared to my ass... they SUCK!
MY ASS ROCKS!