Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Giant sized Garbage Trucks

Big Garbage trucks hold a lot of big garbage. They also hold a lot of little garbage. Almost nothing rhymes with garbage. A bunch of rotten oranges were in a garbage truck and the driver said to the man next to him, "Dude, you smell" and the garbage picker-upper-guy said, "F U, man. You smell like a ton of rotten oranges." Then the driver pulled the garbage truck over to the side of the road and proposed to fight. When the fight started, the driver kicked the picker-upper-guy right in the scrotum, effectively busting his balls.

The moral of the story is don't put rotten oranges in your ass, as the man next to you may end up kicking you in the nuts one day and if you end up in the hospital, you will have to explain why a rotten orange is shoved up your ass.

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