Choices

If I had a choice between...
...reading poetry on a random blog or sticking my fingers in a light socket, I would pick electrocution.
…reading poetry on a random blog or fishing without a pole in a boat in the middle of a semi-frozen lake, I would pick fishing.
…reading poetry on a random blog or eating live cockroaches, I'd grab some catchup and start chowing.
…reading poetry on a random blog or vomiting into a bucket only to have it later poured over my sleeping body, I would pick the vomit blanket.
…reading poetry on a random blog or being anally raped, I would read the blog.

I dont like reading poetry on a random blog. I don't see how it takes any talent to not make sense. So all of you wanna-be-poets, good luck, but you suck.